This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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