Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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