R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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