Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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