Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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