Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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