in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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