We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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