is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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