Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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