White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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