I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
im about as happy as oj after his trial
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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