Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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