so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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