i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Just cropdusted the office
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.