I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.