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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done

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• (951): View more from California

  It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  She made me pour olive oil on her.

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