she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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