What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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