Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
