Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He has the fingertips of a God
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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