haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
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You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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