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Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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