She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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