Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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