is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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