I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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