Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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