For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
