living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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