WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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