That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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