put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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