Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
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Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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