the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I just found a bag of teeth...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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