I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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