Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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