Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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