the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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