It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though