Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.