I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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