I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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