Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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