just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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