what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
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Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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