is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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