Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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