Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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