I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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