they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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