I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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