mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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