Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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