Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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