No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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