Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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