i think my tv is drunk
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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