That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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