he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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