You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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