just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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